seductively whispers “swaggie” in your ear while making fondue
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++IMC RIYNG IJTS MICAH,EL TRICETRATOPS!!!!!
I love how on tumblr you can be a asexual genderfluid satanist crossdresser and nobody will say a thing but if you wear uggs or crocs the entire website will be out to kill you
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+“its not natural”
- who
- care
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+this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again
(via itspauladeen)
+when i was in middle school i was going to sing a song from an anime with my friends for our school’s talent show and our teacher was trying to ask if we were going to perform in cosplay, our school was full of weeaboos so the teachers sort of picked up the ‘lingo’, but he couldn’t remember the word and instead he just casually asks “are you girls dressing up in hentai?”
i still remember his face when we explained the difference between cosplay and hentai
(via mpregasus)
+social justice more like social fUCK THIS AM I RIGHT
(via davesexual)
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“i know that feel, dirk,” every homestuck whispers as they caress the screen, teary-eyed
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